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the little 5 year old girl I babysit
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me:
What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
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her:
Instead of the prince?
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me:
Instead of the prince
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her:
So her daughter would have two mommies?
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me:
Yes
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her:
two princess mommies...
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me:
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her:
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me:
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her:
fabulous
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
THE FEELS OMG
Disneyland Fastpass inspired Save the Dates.
‘We were all in the D.A. together,’ said Neville quietly. ‘It was all supposed to be about fighting You-Know-Who, wasn’t it? And this is the first chance we’ve had to do something real – or was that all just a game or something?’
‘No – of course it wasn’t –’ said Harry impatiently.
‘Then we should come too,’ said Neville simply. ‘We want to help.’
‘No – of course it wasn’t –’ said Harry impatiently.
‘Then we should come too,’ said Neville simply. ‘We want to help.’
That awkward moment since you saw Toy Story and now know what your toys are up to when you’re not paying attention.
This gif…especially in high speed…uh huh my toys would be spazzes
omg. is it raining? theyre just letting it rain on her hair and their clothes?? what?
